I’m Voting for Trump…Here’s Why

trump thumbs upDonald Trump is a hero to all of us middle-aged white men.    We have had tough lives and didn’t get the fair shake we deserved.   The Donald is expressing my rage and disgust with the way things are going in our country.   He isn’t afraid to speak out.   Here are some examples:

On Capital Punishment

“I hate seeing this country go to hell. We’re laughed at by the rest of the world. In order to bring law and order back into our cities, we need the death penalty and authority given back to the police. I got fifteen thousand positive letters on the death-penalty ad. I got ten negative or slightly negative ones.”   He goes to say that capital punishment is a deterrent, and I don’t care that research says otherwise.

trump obamaOn Obama and Baltimore:  “Our great African American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!”   I really like the fact that he included the race of our president…otherwise people wouldn’t know.

On estimating his own self-worth

“‘Who the f— knows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?”    In a conversation just moments before this quote he said he was worth over 8 billion dollars.    Of course this kind of forgetfulness explains a lot.

On love

Ivanka trump“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”  Have you seen her, don’t let the father/daughter thing get in the way!

On the number of Representatives in the House

“Well, I don’t want to answer your questions because this isn’t a history class…You could get some stiff that knows every one of those answers but is incapable of governing.”   Someone was really picking on him with this ‘gotcha’ question.   The last time I saw something this bad was when someone asked Sarah Palin the names of the magazines she read.

On hiring working mothers

“She’s not giving me 100%. She’s giving me 84%, and 16% is going towards taking care of children.”    So you can see that he has a reason to badmouth women.

trump finger in air biting lipOn his party affiliation

Several years ago Trump considered for running for president.  Here’s what he said:

“Well, if I ever ran for office, I’d do better as a Democrat than as a Republican — and that’s not because I’d be more liberal, because I’m conservative. But the working guy would elect me. He likes me. When I walk down the street, those cabbies start yelling out their windows.”

Since then, thank God, he has converted himself into a true conservative.

On pretending, during a phone interview, of being someone else

trump mask“That wasn’t me.  I don’t know what you’re talking about.”   So now we have those pesky forensic recording experts lying to us.   Figures.

So as you can see, Trump is my guy.   Say whatever you want, he can do whatever he wants.

All you haters can hate…and don’t forget, now he needs our money!   $200 buys you a ticket to own of his events.  Get two.






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